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THE LAST
BRAINCELL

$LBC

The one neuron left firing after 48 hours of trading,
15 rugpulls, and 3 hours of sleep.
Welcome to peak degen.

SCROLL FOR BRAIN DAMAGE ↓

THE ROADMAP

(The Brain-Dead Plan)

PHASE 1

SYNAPSE FAILURE

Stealth launch on Pump.fun. Build a Telegram group full of people who haven't showered in three days.

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PHASE 2

NEURAL OVERLOAD

Viral meme raids on "X". Pay a guy in a gorilla suit to hold a sign saying "Buy $LBC."

PHASE 3

TOTAL BRAIN DEATH

Top 10 CEX listings. We all become millionaires or go back to working at Wendy's. No in-between.

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THE MASCOT

A 2D hand-drawn, "ugly-cute" brain wearing a cracked VR headset,
holding a "Please Ser" sign.

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[INSERT UGLY-CUTE BRAIN MASCOT HERE]

JOIN THE BRAINDEAD ARMY

TELEGRAM 💬

"Don't think. You don't have the cells for it."

JUST APE. 🦍